I have to admit, I’m seriously tempted to update my resume with some of these phrases from Design Jargon BS.  Or maybe just keep them in mind for my next meeting.

• “Ensures focus and consensus whilst encouraging maximum creative flexibility across multiple touchpoints”
• “Develop a deeply cohesive BrandWorld where all transmedia applications connect effortlessly”
• “Our digital dept may actually be made in binary. They eat, sleep & drink digital then regurgitate it into information”
• “Messaging that emanates from organisations synonymous with communications that denote direct unequivocal propositions”

I have to stop now, otherwise my brains might leak out my ears.