my conspiracy theory about password expiration

I’m completely and utterly convinced that corporate password reset policies are somehow tied to vacations.  There’s just no other explanation for the fact that, every freakin’ time I go on vacation, my password expires just before, during, or just after my vacation.

So my theory is this.  The system scans my calendar and looks for all-day events that are marked either “busy” or “out of office”.  If it finds one of those, and if that all-day event spans 4 or more days, then it sets my password expiration date to happen somewhere during that time.  I think it might be a random number in the range vacation±3 days.

Which is to say: I leave for vacation on Saturday, and my password expires on Thursday.