I wondered if this would happen.  VMware’s review cycle is the calendar year.  I joined on November 8.  This means that I’ve been here for long enough to get reviewed.  Given that how little time I’ve actually worked here as a result of  the vacations I took in November and December, I’m not sure what I’ll write for a self-assessment.  Here are some of my highlights so far:

• Successfully found the bathroom
• Can book a conference room in under an hour
• Remembers most of the names of other members of the user experience team